Sticks & Stones

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me That's what I tell myself since my blessing is with cursing And if you believe that I believe In the practices I'm about to preach Your view is your own to see I believe that you're high as Cheech All of this is only fun and games I'm sorry if you pussies feel a way I'm a wannabe rapper with shit to say And this is what I wrote to spit today Ay, I'll cause a SPED to be late to the party just so I can call 'em tardy While I'm sippin' on Bacardi, grillin' shrimp on the barbie and no I'm not sorry If you hand someone that's in a vegetative state a V8 Then all of a sudden it's D-Day But I still have and am gonna eat my cheesecake Until the day that my hair greys I'll set fire to the airwaves With a lighter and a can of hairspray While I'm tokin' on some verde Splittin' this shit like a cleft lip Or a cigarillo for breakfast Got a bad bitch named Alexis She from Texas, whip a Lexus I'm droppin' turds like Amber Heard Grunting like I'm giving birth Onto the page with written words Tell me who's gon' get it first Lightin' a cigarette inside of St. Jude's Jesus didn't die to not save you Double negative like both those bars I'ma tone it down, I won't go that far Yet but I'm not afraid to say what y'all are thinkin' Blow your mind like JFK and Abe Lincoln Even if I were to hand you the pen then you wouldn't have you no inklin' Of believin' that I'm not the coldest to do it, of sorts Cuz some even say that I'm par for the course Since I sound like I got a 2 in The Source I told a midget to pick on somebody his own size so he beat up my kids Thankfully his were of age and my size so I balled up my fists then went and beat up his Like a fat f*ck on a treadmill with a Twinkie hangin' by a fishpole I'ma hit a lick and then run that shit 'til I get what I want, ain't no bitch bro F*ck bein' PC I would much rather eat feces On a golden platter received Like a peanut butter cup, Reese's Porn viewers are a bunch of cucks Watchin' someone that you wanna f*ck Gettin' fucked so you can bust a nut When you could be the one with tongue in butt I'm fuckin' her 'til my dick can't get erect Then I leave the hotel room along with a check Because money buys happiness ain't that correct? Nah it'll get you mid pussy at best Probably herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis or AIDS The type of shit you can not heal with band-aids And wear a condom since they overturned Wade But have yet to put dolphins in court for a rape I'm thinkin' 'bout changin' our pronoun to we So when speakin' on us refer to us as them If to you that statement made any sense Please turn off my music, don't play it again Y'all some cock mangling thunder cunts Cum guzzling gutter sluts Words some jumbled stuff and up And it's got me wonderin' what the f*ck I'm stealin' candy from orphans Who wish that they had been aborted What are they gonna do cry to their parents I'll send 'em to 'em like Kenny McCormick Bouncin' on the beat like Tigger Pushin' your buttons, hair trigger Like Morgan Wallen gettin' caught on tape in clear 4K sayin'... I'm sendin' my children to school with a strap Cuz they told me this little f*ck in their class Was talkin' 'bout "Friday'll be such a blast" So I told 'em "Better pop first on they ass!" Y'all about as smart as Beetlejuice attemptin' to spell BMW So here's a message for the troubled youth If the drugs numb it do a double use D-d-d-d-d-did I stutter? W-w-w-with the words I've uttered Shit, cunt, piss, bitch, mother fucker Bastard, pussy, dick, cock sucker Y'all voted for Ye and Harambe So what's next Jay and Beyoncé Exit interstates off the on way While drivin' lit as a flambé That's how I wreck shit