My Crackpipe

My crackpipes very fancy, very flashy Makes me happy, now I'm dancing Smoking crack is so relaxing I'm enhancing, the chances of me dying Is that shit laced? Is that fentanyl I taste? Wait, did you see my crackpipe? Where'd it go? Where'd it go? Did you see my crackpipe? Big crack rock and I'm taking a hit Holdin it in, holy shit I'm getting lit, what's that stuff? You smoking weed?, that's too weak Rips from the crackpipe that's what I need I got a plan, I'm a take my crackpipe all over the land This is my crackpipe, you could have one too And if you were crack, I'd smoke a piece of you My pillow doesn't help me sleep My pillow doesn't help me sleep My pillow doesn't help me sleep, oh My crackpipes very fancy, very flashy Makes me happy, now I'm dancing Smoking crack is so relaxing I'm enhancing, the chances of me dying Is that shit laced? Is that fentanyl I taste? Wait, did you see my crackpipe? Where'd it go? Where'd it go? Did you see my crackpipe? Big crack rock and I'm taking a hit Holdin it in, holy shit I'm getting lit, what's that stuff? You smoking weed?, that's too weak Rips from the crackpipe that's what I need I got a plan, I'm a take my crackpipe all over the land This is my crackpipe, you could have one too And if you were crack, I'd smoke a piece of you My pillow doesn't help me sleep My pillow doesn't help me sleep My pillow doesn't help me sleep, oh This is Mike Lindell Smoked so much crack and I went to Hell But when I came back, I was so happy I was so happy to meet Satan Don't buy my pillow whoa whoa My pillow doesn't help me sleep My pillow doesn't help me sleep This is my crackpipe, you could have one too And if you were crack, I'd smoke a piece of you I'd smoke a piece of you yeah yeah yeah yeah