The Nutless Blues

There was a man with nuts so fine Cum flavoured dreams just past the line One day his joy turned into a bane Caught in a door he screamed in pain Huge boobies wobbled as he cried He held his breath his pride denied Nuts in a trap the door slammed tight Lost in the dark no guiding light Ooo he's singing The Nutless Blues Peen caught so hard it tore right through Meow f*ck out da way He gonna need some help from bay Neighbours heard the pained lament Rushing over some to vent But no one knew just quite what to do A nutless life to bid adieu Once a proud man now caught in snare Wishing life could be more fair But the door had other plans that day Left him singing in dismay And so he roams in endless quest Looking for some cosmic jest The legend of the man you see Whose nuts forever lost shall be Ooo he's singing The Nutless Blues Peen caught so hard it tore right through Meow f*ck out da way He gonna need some help from bay Ooo he's singing The Nutless Blues Peen caught so hard it tore right through Meow f*ck out da way He gonna need some help from bay Meow f*ck out da way He gonna need some help from bay