Purple Pickle

I was walking down the street and then I saw a purple pickle I ate it, it fucked my ass, and then I went to the hospital I did lots of coke and more coke and even more coke Then I went back to the hospital because I had a heart attack Then I ate the nurse's ass and she came fast Then I ate a purple pizza with purple pickles on it Then I ate more pizza and it was really hot and it burned my mouth Then I went down the street to buy a gun so I could kill someone Then I went to the store and bought lots of cough syrup Then I bought even more, lots and lots of cough syrup I don't like guaf but I like DXM