ASMR

We kissed first on a ski trip to Colorado Your lips froze to me, then you laughed at me ’Cause mine were all runny wet Warm inside your parents’ house by the ski lift You put on a tape of some dude crinkling chips, and I said: “Oh my god, I’m enthralled by him Where’s this guy live? I should live with him You’re so nice for introducing me to this fantastic world The minute it started, I lost it I got goosebumps straight down to the pit What’s this sensation?” And you said, “It’s ASMR.” “Isn’t ASMR kinda cheating?” I said “Isn’t ASMR kinda cheating?” I did All those girls who whisper weird heavy breathing Well... mm-mm, mm-mm-mm-mm, mm-mm, mm What’s the stuff that makes the girls take off their headphones? Girl, make the sensitive girls take off their headphones And stop telling me, stop reminding me They say it a lot, I get it; I’ve already seen it So please And isn’t ASMR kinda cheating? I said “Isn’t ASMR kinda cheating?” I said And isn’t ASMR kinda cheating? I said “Isn’t ASMR kinda cheating?” I said "Isn’t ASMR kinda cheating?” I said “Isn’t ASMR kinda cheating?” I said “Isn’t ASMR kinda cheating?” I said “Isn’t ASMR kinda cheating?” I mean, for someone like me I got it in the first five seconds There’s people overstimulated No way they’re unaffected I think people are just going a little too far