Pirate Metal High School

Welcome Children One and all To PMHS Our flagship's flagship program just for you Learn and gank and plunder Under the Red Flag Take your picks: you can make it At Pirate Metal High And we are Under the Red Flag Pirate Metal High You turds Welcome Everyone To Pirate Metal High School Okay Time for the tour First We stop at Treasure Room number one Oh, my God, so, so pretty! Over here You see this big part of the ship? That's an engine that you can barely fit on the ship It's very big (So big!) Okay Over here And what's this? Pirate Metal High And we are Under the Red Flag Pirate Metal High You turds Welcome all to Pirate Metal High School Pirate Metal High And we are Under the Red Flag Pirate Metal High You turds Welcome all to Pirate Metal High School Four Three Two One! Wait a second How many of you know how to count? Ten fingers Touch the sky Nine shrimps in a fry Eight children who pester Why? Seven meals of fish fry Ten fingers Touch the sky Nine shrimps in a fry Eight children who pester Why? Seven meals of fish fry Okay Everyone What kind of music goes like (Sing it, Dad) Ready? One Two One Two Three Four