Planet Yo Mama

Aww, hell naw Y'all ain't ready for this Got to let it out, let it out Here we go Yo mama so big, she make earthquakes shiver When she jump in the pool, it's the Mississippi River She got more rolls than a bakery shop Takes a whole damn bus just to make one stop She got an afro so wide, it block out the moon Need a whole damn crew just to comb that ‘do Yo mama so loud, she drown out the train When she laugh, neighbors think it’s thunder and rain Yo mama, she’s a legend in the streets Her breath so bad, she knock out beats Yo mama, she’s got that sass But damn, she’s got a planet for an ass Aww, yeah Yo mama, damn, yo mama Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas Took her six hours to watch 60 Minutes, no class She so broke, she can’t pay attention But she still out here, actin’ like she’s pension She got them heels so high, they touch the sky But when she fall down, whole block waves goodbye Yo mama so mean, even the devil’s scared She make Freddy Krueger wish he never dared Yo mama, she’s a legend in the streets Her breath so bad, she knock out beats Yo mama, she’s got that sass But damn, she’s got a planet for an ass Aww, yeah Yo mama, damn, yo mama Aww, hell Yo mama so ugly, she make onions cry And when she go to bed, even nightmares hide Yo mama so greasy, she slide through the floor Ain’t no need for mops, she polish that store Yo mama, she’s a legend in the streets Her breath so bad, she knock out beats Yo mama, she’s got that sass But damn, she’s got a planet for an ass Aww, yeah Yo mama, damn, yo mama Said it, yeah, I said it Don't you get mad, it's just the truth, baby Yo mama, yo mama