Taco Tuesday Blues

It's Taco Tuesday, time to fill up my plate All those delicious flavors, I just can't wait But little did I know, this would be my fate My ass is on fire, I can't escape I tried to cool it down with some ice But the burn just won't subside Now I'm regretting my choices tonight Oh, the pain, it's just not right Taco Tuesday, why'd you do me this way? My ass is on fire, can't make it go away I thought it'd be a fiesta, but now I just pray For relief from this fiery, taco-induced pain I should've known better, but the tacos looked so good Loaded with all the fixings, I couldn't resist, I should Have listened to my gut, now it's not feeling so good My ass is on fire, oh, how I wish I could Make it stop, make it stop, make it stop I'll never take another bite, I promise, I'll stop But for now, I'm just stuck in this hot, hot spot Oh Taco Tuesday, what have you brought? Taco Tuesday, why'd you do me this way? My ass is on fire, can't make it go away I thought it'd be a fiesta, but now I just pray For relief from this fiery, taco-induced pain I'll never underestimate the power of spice I'll stick to mild, no more living on the edge of life Lesson learned, I'll never forget this night When my ass was on fire, thanks to Taco Tuesday's bite Taco Tuesday, you taught me a lesson My ass is on fire, but I'm still confessin' I'll be back next week, I can't help but crave Those tasty tacos, even if it means my ass is on fire again