Not Today, Not Me

Woke up this morning to a messy scene Dirty dishes piled high what a sight obscene The dust bunnies dance in the morning light But I'd rather just stay in bed out of sight The vacuum's calling the mop's in despair But I'd rather watch YouTube and just sit there The clutter grows but I don't fucking care Lazy living that's my damn affair Too lazy to clean but I'll just pretend That I'll get to it later maybe next weekend The mess keeps growing it's a sight to see But cleaning the house? Not today not me The laundry's overflowing fucking socks everywhere But folding those clothes? I'd rather not dare The bathroom's a mess the mirror's a fright But I'll just close the door keep 'em out a sight The broom's collecting dust the sponge is dry But I'll just order takeout no need to try The mess persists but I won't comply Lazy living it's how I get by Too lazy to clean but I'll just pretend I'll get to that s**t later maybe next weekend The clutter grows it's a sight to see But cleaning the house? Not today not me