I Love America

I don't like apple pie, too sweet and it tastes like dough I don't like baseball, it's too boring and way too slow I don't like politics, cause nothing ever gets done I don't like fast food, why does everything need a bun? America, red, white and blue Some things I don't like, but America I love you Come on I don't like the East Coast, New York is scary and smells I don't like the West Coast, the people are into themselves I don't like football, watching them bones get crunched I don't like Starbucks, eight dollar coffee way too much America, red, white and blue Some things I don't like, but America I love you Come on