My Sitcom Life

We've all seen Seinfeld and not a person I know can't relate To the trivial and asinine events of the day to day And here I sit in Anytown, USA I'm just waiting for the fireworks to set off in my face My life is a sitcom and I'm only here for today To make a brief appearance, a cameo just to say hey My life is a sitcom, consider me your comic relief Because I'll make you laugh and then I'll disappear 'cause it's just that easy To quote my boy Frasier, what fresh hell is this That keeps me coming back around to the set every time I take the piss I guess I never really figured it anyway, that I would make it onto the scene Or let alone a season or two to set the stage for season three And of the characters that you'll miss, I'm at the top of the list My life is a sitcom and I'm only here for today To make a brief appearance, a cameo just to say hey My life is sitcom, consider me your comic relief Because I'll make you laugh and then I'll disappear 'cause it's just that easy Yeah it's just that easy And though I might be funny, I think I could be More than just a guy who busts through the door on your tv And yeah I'll make you laugh but they'll never see the protagonist inside of me So I'm done being a clown And if that makes you frown Well then you can go f*ck yourself 'cause it's my time now So please know that I won't stop with the dad jokes (No he won't, no he won't, no he'll never fuckin' stop with the dad jokes because) Dada dada dada da da da dada da da da dada da da da dada da da da dada My life's still a sitcom with new episodes every week And you can bet your ass I'm gonna make you laugh 'cause it's just that easy (Whoa ohhhh) Yeah it's just that easy (Whoa ohhhh) Yeah it's just that easy (Whoa ohhhh) It ain't easy being cheesy (Whoa ohhh)