Miniature Cyclops

Miniature Cyclops! Miniature Cyclops! Miniature Cyclops! One of them made it to my bedroom A lady who was petrified when I saw her In a way like she’d already seen me Fast as she could she ran real slowly There’s a miniature cyclops campout behind the medicine cabinet in the bathroom wall I wonder if they’ve met the neighbors Miniature Cyclops! Miniature Cyclops! She climbed through the mirror like it was a swim Said to her peers “We’ve been discovered by him!” By “him” she meant me, obviously Cause multiple cyclops I started to see Busting through beams in my walls breaking them to smithereens Then they started goin’ Gulliver’s Travels on me Cause there’s a miniature cyclops campout behind the medicine Miniature Cyclops! Miniature Cyclops! Cyclops climbing my pants so I started to dance Cyclops stabbing my legs so I went into rage Kicking them across the room, throwing them into the freezer Stomping them into the ground, no they couldn't pin me down! The miniature cyclops campout behind the medicine cabinet in the bathroom wall I wonder if they’ve met the neighbors Miniature Cyclops! Miniature Cyclops! Miniature Cyclops!