Monkey Song

Yo, there's something I gotta say I'm really sick of being human when I should be primate I'm irate thinking I'll never get to hangout with my boys in rainforests Concrete jungle got me feeling like a tourist Like a tortoise cause I'm always stuck and hiding in my shell These human boy pretenses got me lying to myself It's like a living hell, and I ain't doing well It's like I slipped and tripped in and over a thousand chewed banana peels Ain't popping pills No molly, no lucy, no xannys I just want them juicy bananies Like candies to a child Like damn we feeling wild It's funky monkey friday bitch and damn we're getting riled up and down We make those monkey sounds We turn it all around That's what it's all about We're gonna party tonight We'll turn that dark into light Now no humanity is left it's time to monkey make it right Let me hear you sing it I'm not a monkey I wanna be monkey It's not funny Cause damn I got the munchies For bananas and other monkey stuff Feel not at home in my own body and it's monkey tough I'm just tired of feeling like I'm never monkenough Fart noise* It's time to throw a little poop Overthrow the institutions in a little monkey coup Save my homies from the labs Rave and hit some monkey dabs Just kidding that's illegal We don't do things that are illegal We'll just do what mother nature really wanted us to And that's doing whatever silly little monkeys do Big monkeys too, they're really cool as well If you don't like funny monkey, you can fucking go to hell I'd be lying to myself if I said I wasn't in pain I've gotten pretty hairy, but my god it still just isn't the same Got no-one to blame but myself So ashamed I know I really need the monkeys, what if what they really need is someone else Now I got nothing left to say Except that monkeys are a part of me that I can never throw away And I'd be lying if I said I was okay But f*ck it man whatever Only monkey lasts forever Know the pain will go away