Losing It

As we slowly lose all our hair Nobody gives a damn or seems to care It's all about deciding which wig to wear We're losing it, we're losing it, we're losing it, oh yeah I don't even hear you calling my name I tell you I'm going insane There's something crawling round in my brain I'm losing it, I'm losing it, I'm losing it, oh yeah It was yesterday when we were a little younger The girls would fall at our feet and say Man, you look good We'd party all night and kick'em out the next morning Because we couldn't take their snoring But what have we got now, what have we got now With a gut like a melon and a butt on the wane With teeth which ain't ours and give us nothing but pain We gotta go with what everyone's saying We're losing it, we're losing it, we're losing it, oh yeah No more can we get through the day Without stopping to rest along the way And the kids would walk by and they'd say, they'd say You're losing it, you're losing it, you're losing it, oh yeah We'd strut on the beach to catch a few rays in summer A thousand eyes upon us Man it felt good We were never alone we always had a girl on each arm Protecting and keeping us from harm But what have we got now, what have we got now As we look at our lives in the fall We realize we can no longer recall And now we stand with our back to the wall We're losing it, we're losing it, we're losing it, oh yeah We're losing it, we're losing it, we're losing it, oh yeah