The Fringe (My Qanon Coworker)

She's got theories, wild as can be Reptilians and tunnels under Walmart, can't you see? Every day she tells me tales of Trump's grand plan Flat earth, hollow earth, I just don't understand She dives into the depths of conspiracy Believing every word, it's her reality But I can't help but wonder, where's the truth? In this world spun by delusion and spoof Oh, she's caught in the web of the fringe (caught in the web) Lost in a world that refuses to budge But I won't let it consume my mind (no, not mine) I'll keep my sanity, leave the madness behind She's got a theory, wild and bold About the secrets that will soon unfold (unfold) Solar eclipse, a cosmic show But it's more than just a glow (oh-oh) The moon, she claims, is not what we think It's hiding secrets, on the brink (the brink) Aliens, she says, take children away To the moon, where they stay (all day) Well that's what they say