That's The Way I Am

Hey there City Slick, I've had it up to here with your politics I just came in here to drink and hear the band Why don't you and me just agree to disagree Before this right here gets out of hand Dude, don't call me dude, I'll adjust your attitude Don't wake no sleeping dogs, just let them sleep I know we're at war, and I know what we're fighting for You're walking on the fighting side of me You got the right to remain silent Anything you say might piss me off You need to get your checkbook Hoss If you wanna be the boss You got the right to remain silent Because I really don't give a damn Now don't get me wrong, that's just the way I am That's the way I am Beg my pardon ma'am, hey, but I'm from Alabam I ain't standing in the rain sos I can smoke While some sorry D.O.G. in a big old SUV Is burning high dollar gasoline so I can choke Talking on a mobile phone with a wrong turn signal on Trying to find a song on an mp3 I ain't as dumb as you look, hey, you can write that in your book Hey, I'd leave you alone if you was me You got the right to remain silent Anything you say might piss me off You need to get your checkbook Hoss If you wanna be the boss You got the right to remain silent Because I really don't give a damn Now don't get me wrong, that's just the way I am That's the way I am