IN THE SHED

Working all day Like a dog on a bone The days run out Time to go home Put my feet up Turn off the phone But I forgot I'm not alone Kids run around Going insane The wife's in my ear Constant complain Nothing is easy So I say But that didn't help No wonder I'm grey I eat my food Grab a beer Kiss the wife Goodnight my dear Got to get right Inside my head Only one place to go To the mans shed The only place that is for me Only beer No cups of tea Turn on the game Eat a hot chip Sit back relax Let one rip No noisy children Screaming at me It's the only place I can be free Don't get me wrong I love them a lot The door is locked This is my spot In the shed In the shed In the shed In the shed In the mans shed Lead... yahooing In the shed In the shed In the shed In the shed In the mans shed I can hide away Not answer a call No visitors please No mother in law This time is mine It's my time I said To much noise inside my head In the shed In the shed In the shed In the shed In the mans shed