Don't Miss You!

Someone's gotta say it Your dad is a dick and your mom is insane Lucky for me you inherited his brain She thought I'd get pregnant to try and keep you That's what she said Catholic girls do I don't miss you anymore Loving you was such a chore I don't miss you I don't miss you anymore Like not even a little bit Like at all It's kind of nice Stole my car when I was out of town You don't have your license But you needed those Parliaments The way you stay in bed all day You pronounce words the wrong way It's pillow not pellow its bagel not baggel But I'm not your mother So why do I bother I don't miss you anymore Loving you was such a chore I don't miss you I don't miss you anymore When all your friends Ganged up on me Pitch forks raised for Slut shaming I woke you up and barked at me How is that my problem baby I don't miss you anymore Loving you was such a chore I don't miss you I don't miss you anymore Remember when we first met and you told me you'd totally date me if I lost twenty pounds That was cool Ask me for advice at 3am I'm driving you to the dentist yet again Tell me I'm selfish for wanting to get off It's not my fault that confidence makes you soft Calling me crazy for feeling how I feel no I'm not the one who thinks I'm in the Truman show I can't wear heels cause you're insecure about my height The list goes on and on but I don't have all night I don't miss you anymore Loving you was such a chore I don't miss you I don't miss you I don't miss you I don't miss you I don't miss you I don't miss you anymore Buh bye