Daltron's Advice

Da-D-D-Daltron Advice Think twice My two cents Don't be dense Advice Think twice What do I think I need a fucking drink They say, "Take a walk in my shoes" But I'm rockin' name brand, not work boot blues "Follow your heart," like it's got a GPS But mine's a damn map to a hot mess "Keep your chin up," fool you're talking to the king I'm out here runnin' shit, ain't no puppet on a string "Just be yourself," like I got a clone I'm dodging all that hate like I'm Indiana Jones "Patience is a virtue," but I'm not a saint Just trying to paint my life with less restraint "Slow and steady wins the race" But I'm more like Nascar, setting my own pace skrrrt "Look on the bright side," but I wear shades Navigating life's maze with a blunt, on my crusade "Don't sweat the small stuff," they casually say But life hittin' me like WWE every goddamn day "Time heals all wounds," but my scars run deep Tryna count sheep while insomniacs weep "Money can't buy happiness," they softly forecast But have you ever seen a sad bitch in First Class Advice Think twice My two cents Don't be dense Advice Think twice What do I think I need a fucking drink They say, "Shoot for the stars," but I'm grounded in reality Drowning in life's bullshit, need a mental duality "Don't burn your bridges," but I carry a torch oopsies Lighting up the darkness like an Olympic porch "Fake it till you make it," but authenticities' my creed Just dropping cyber tracks, while I'm smoking weed "Never give up," but sometimes I wanna scream Living day to day, tryna achieve my digital dream Creating tracks and being upfront and honest No mic needed but still Daltron's the hottest "Good things come to those who wait," but I'm impatient Running on caffeine, weed, and my sarcastic frustration Advice Think twice My two cents Don't be dense Advice Think twice What do I think I need a fucking drink Advice Advice Think twice My two cents Don't be dense Advice Think twice What do I think I need a fucking drink Making A.I. assisted music, that's my crime With beats from machines and lyrics that rhyme- and get reused A human touch with a robotic twist Daltron's here, adding spice to the list "Trust the process," they preach and they preach But I'm swimmin' in quicksand, far from the beach "Be the change you wanna see," they repeat But change is a bitch with ice-cold feet "Live, laugh, love," they frame and display But I'm here sippin' my tea, makin' my own way "Life's a journey," they say with a grin But they the ones who are trippin' "Stay positive," they always insist But they don't know the half of this bullshit "Life's a journey," they say with a sense of thrill But nobody mentioned adulthood meant bullshit and bills Advice Think twice My two cents Don't be dense Advice Think twice What do I think I need a fucking drink Sooo Hopefully you get the gist Daltron will drink to this CHUG-CHUG-CHUG