Alice and Dorothy

Alice and Dorothy get sucked into holes And tornados and wind when it blows I closed the books in hopes I wasn't alone That's how it goes They met the ones who were left without brains The heartless and dumb The ones who'll never be brave They met the worst of me, so call me insane When I'm mad at hatted scarecrows Who put me to shame I dream about her, the girl of my dreams I dream of scheming up a life as it could be Call her a princess, or maybe a queen I guess that fairytale's on pages I don't read Her eyes are green as emerald cities aglow Can't make her mind up so she shrinks and she grows Make's lots of friends, but she still isn't home sweet home I guess the straw man ain't as dumb as he seems Didn't lose his heart inside a book he never reads Gaps in the shelf-I'll blow the dust off memories But they're all just fairytales inside the land of make-believe I dream about her, the girl of my dreams I dream of scheming up a life as it could be Call her a princess, or maybe a queen I guess that fairytale's on pages I don't read I dream about her, the girl of my dreams I dream of scheming up a life as it could be Call her a princess, or maybe a queen I guess that fairytale's on pages I don't read "There's no place like home"