White Flag

Dad's waving the white flag 'cause he thinks it's just too much To get up and start the day, get up and start the day I want to say I helped him, but, hey what can I do Get up and lock the cabinets, get up and hide the food We all got free will and I guess that's what he chose Ooh, ooh, ooh. Now he's fucking sick and mom's fucking sick of it Hope she don't wave the white flag, too, 'cause she's the only one I love Except my brother and the dog. Just the above Now they're choosing apathy Everyone but me Dad's waving the white flag and, mom, don't you see it, too Don't you hear when he puffs up the stairs? Come on, I know you do Don't you see the wrappers he's hiding and the pretzel crumbs in the seats Want to admit it's true? 'Cause now we in the ICU Didn't you feel when he fell down the steps? 'Cause that shit it shook the house Ooh, ooh, ooh. Kind of like I did that time when I opened my mouth And called him every name that I thought you and his sisters should Co-workers, too, but he lost his job. Shit, now he might lose his foot Ain't nobody notice but me We can't just let this be And if you can, then I guess I'm a douchebag and a dickhead He told y'all what's been said So guess I'm wrong Guess I'm wrong Guess I'm wrong Guess I'm a douchebag and a dickhead He told y'all what's been said So guess I'm wrong Guess I'm wrong Guess I'm wrong I'm wrong Oh, oh, oh They're all waving the white flag and I guess I'm seeing why By now they've shot all the rounds their sympathy supplied They've probably been here before, cussing him out under their breath The ROI's some peanuts, so why reinvest And maybe I'm getting there, too, but for now we all see the Cokes Ooh, ooh, ooh, he didn't tell the docs about, so who else wants to clear their throat What? Nobody but me We can't just let this be And if you can, then I guess I'm a douchebag and a dickhead He told y'all what's been said So guess I'm wrong.Guess I'm wrong Guess I'm wrong Guess I'm a douchebag and a dickhead He told y'all what's been said So guess I'm wrong Guess I'm wrong Guess I'm wrong Guess I'm wrong Guess I'm wrong Guess I'm wrong