Beer And Whiskey

Well, I can't buy you diamond rings or all that crap I can't buy you a fancy cars or pretty shoes But I think I found a way around all that I'm gonna go to the liquor store and buy some booze By the first drink you'll be thinkin' that I'm sexy I'll be the smartest guy in town by number two And by the third drink you'll be feelin' pretty frisky That's why I'll get your love with beer and whiskey I don't have a mansion standing on a hill I ain't got no cable or big screen T.V But Honey why don't you just grab yourself a stool Here's a beer and baby it's me By the first drink you'll be thinkin' that I'm sexy I'll be the smartest guy in town by number two And by the third drink you'll be feelin' pretty frisky That's why I'll get your love with beer and whiskey I know that I'm not a living fantasy I've got baggy eyes and I'm losin' my hair But darlin' please come have a drink with me And after a few shots you won't even care By the first drink you'll be thinkin' that I'm sexy I'll be the smartest guy in town by number two And by the third drink you'll be feelin' pretty frisky That's why I'll get your love with beer and whiskey