Socks (A Love Journey)

You're my favorite socks So soft and warm and comfortable I put you on nice and slow The left before the right one Don't worry about that second sock It holds a place in my heart My favorite socks They fucking rock I love my socks You're wonderful Got a little bit worn out Like so many have before One of them's growing a hole I loved it all the same You slide across the kitchen floor Thirsty for my spilled drinks Nobody gonna ever judge Even when they start to stink My favorite socks Trending on TikTok I better wash Gentle cycle Washin' you once again A water park with your best friends The gentle cycle feels so good Melting my worries away You tumble around the world You're getting dry like nobody's business Pile 'em high and put 'em away But then it all went wrong I lost a sock Looked under every rock For that missing sock He feels so lonely Didn't know what to do A better partner he never knew Tried to find him another match Argyle said he's quite the catch Those two don't look quite right When it's dark you might not notice This feeling's building up inside They don't fit and you can't deny It was all a lie I missed that sock I'm still in shock It's all pointless And there you were Hiding by the nightstand When you smiled at me I felt so complete We had lost our way But I've always needed you Now you're here with me Slide me on your feet Oh, you meant so much to me Oh, I'll never replace you Because I love you