Dad Weed

The devil's lettuce in the 80s Wasn't like it is today I rarely smoked it in my youth It fried me like an egg Time goes by now it's a legal high I never thought I'd see the day So I went down to the cannabis store To see the budtender there She saw I was new and asked what can I do She had eyes as green as Snoop's Dream I said my name is Dan she said I'm Roseanne I told her I need a gram She said I've got what you need It's just the right speed She showed me her flower and said It's dad weed Dad weed It's just about your speed Not too little not too much It's got the right touch It's dad weed She gave me a lighter And asked me when I'm free I told her Friday eve She said Baby that works for me Well Friday at four came a knock on my door She strolled in with a smile I brought your dad weed but it's not my style When I come back again I'll bring a new flower friend We'll get you up to speed beyond the dad weed Dad weed It's just about your speed Not too little not too much It's got the right touch It's dad weed The weekend was long The high was strong We were rollin and shakin The sparks were flying high She loaded the bong We banged a gong And got it on As the weeks fly by Roseanne and I Are smokin most every day One day she arrives with a look in her eye She said I've got a surprise the rabbit died I was stunned and amazed confused and dazed I didn't know what to say The scan showed two A boy and girl were due Thank god for dad weed I'm unfazed Dad weed It's just about your speed Not too little not too much It's got the right touch It's dad weed