A-Rod Money

(Scene: A house party in modern-day New Jersey is being broken up by the police. As a lone partygoer disperses, he hears a faint snatch of a hip-hop beat that, like Proust's Madeleine, unleashes a flood of unconscious memory. He is instantly transported back to 2009.. a magical time when A-Rod was clutch, the president was different, and the Yankees were champions) We got the milk Now we got the honey Because we all makin' A-Rod money Don't trip cause the shit ain't funny Now we all makin' A-Rod money We got the milk You bring the honey Cause now we all makin' A-Rod money Don't trip cause the shit ain't funny Obama got us makin' A-Rod money I'm the illest dude to ever move from rap to rock The holy trinity Only me, A-Rod and Barack Clock these haters swinging from my jock Cause these A-Rod ends God sends they keep my shit locked Your girls are all up in my checkbook, bitches She can't help from getting wet when she computes my riches Paper stacks so fast these days I'm like a young Gotti The only tax I pays is the Illuminati Yesterday it happened again Where my wallet can't shut Like the bills are reproducing like a fertile-ass slut I'm a magnet for funds All I do is receive Money, coins, coke, gold All I do is receive The bag man's calling I ain't even answered him yet Too busy painting with that gold leaf, sippin' Moet But he left a message sayin 'Are you sittin' down yet? Just on the interest alone you own another Lear jet! We got the milk You bring the honey Cause now we all makin' A-Rod money Obama makes it so it's always sunny Because we all makin' A-Rod money We got the milk You bring the honey Cause now we all makin' A-Rod money Don't trip cause the shit ain't funny Now we all makin' A-Rod money I got A-Rod money A-Rod skills A-Rod clutch One touch will cure your worst ills I got the cheese to buy the seas and make them all part I got enough to tip a hundo at the Kwik-Mart I got enough so my boys don't have to make up lies to worker's comp investigators when they catch us high Pay tolls with 50s Blow my nose with Benjamins If it's wack I'll burn a stack Fast like Henderson Every second that ticks They add a G to my kick That's how my paper stacks solid like a stack of bricks, trick You see that Playboy bunny? She can't resist the scent of A-Rod money We got the milk You bring the honey Cause now we all makin' A-Rod money Obama makes it so it's always sunny Because we all makin' A-Rod money We got the milk You bring the honey Now that we all gettin' A-Rod money Don't trip cause the shit ain't funny Obama got us makin' A-Rod money Every plant in my garden is a four-leaf clover I smoke more keef cause the recession's now over The valley was deep But the chief found the trail out A loan from me That's technically defined as a bailout I'm the richest motherfucker and rap If I don't pay my taxes The facts is the banks 'gon collapse A-Rod money plus some musical talents We got the same birthday and the same bank balance I got the milk You bring the honey Cause now we all makin' A-Rod money Obama makes it so it's always sunny Because we all makin' A-Rod money I got the milk You bring the honey Cause now we're all makin' A-Rod money Don't trip cause the shit ain't funny Now we all makin' A-Rod money To all my teachers makin' A-Rod money Street sweepers makin' A-Rod money Faith healers makin' A-Rod money Drug dealers makin' A-Rod money Firefighters makin' A-Rod money Hold up your lighters if you're A-Rod money Sportswriters makin' A-Rod money Inside us all we got the A-Rod money New York Yankees makin' A-Rod money My uncle Frankie's makin' A-Rod money It never stops it's rainin' A-Rod money Even the cops are makin' A-Rod money Johnny's Pizza makin' A-Rod money Dirty Deli rakin' A-Rod money Five families seize the A-Rod money Cause now we all makin' A-Rod money