The Man That Fortune Forgot

I got one hub cap, that ain't fallen off It rains right after I get the car washed My homemade meals, are all store bought I'm the man that fortune forgot I ain't ever been found, I was born lost There's a guy in the mirror keeps writing me off If I was bound for glory, I'da missed my stop I'm the man that fortune forgot I wanted the green beans they gave me the squash Tried to find Jesus, but the chapel was locked My brake lights dim, whenever I stop I'm the man that fortune forgot I called heads, for every tails I tossed I'm returning the lottery tickets I bought All my business ideas, somebody already thought I'm the man that fortune forgot 'Til death do us part, it's a very sweet thought But her lips are always moving and I never get to talk She don't say nothing, but she says it a lot I'm the man that fortune forgot Met a kid in a wheelchair, down the barbershop Lost a leg in the war and his buddy got shot And it got me wondering, whether or not I'm the man that fortune forgot So I got up next morning, went for a walk Said all of this negative thinking must stop But it was one more thing that I couldn't pull off I'm the man that fortune forgot Went to the cemetery, they said you'll never guess what Somebody just purchased, the very last plot So I'm sorry my friend we can bury you not I'm the man that fortune forgot