A Sandy Beach

Jacoby went to china Won the chinese lottery Came home with a bunch of money Bought himself a plasma TV When he got bored with it He dumped it into the sea They put him in jail No trial No bail Said it was a matter of national security It's just a beach A sandy beach It's just a beach A sandy beach When he got out, he went to Norway But he had no place to stay So he stole a tent and pitched it At the skinny end Of a skinny bay The police came unexpectedly On a warm and sunny day They took him to jail No trial No bail But this time they threw the key away It's just a beach A sandy beach It's just a beach A sandy beach