Lads Holiday

Packing my bags yeh I'm packing them up I'm still hungover from yesterday's pub Lads holiday is just coming up Run to the airport, first class club Sitting in the lounge, it's 7am Sipping a beer, like the other men The hangover's bad, it's not going down Bad idea last night to be drinking in town What wonders to see in this Spanish isle? Oh to be free in the party mile Plenty of drink to go round and fish in the sea We're young and free it's time to live it up Lads holiday, off into the sun Copious beer, we're having some fun Pubs crawls all week all over the town Excitable fellas all acting the clown Final call for the plane to take off McDonald's breakfast in time for us to scoff Jack D on ice, it's the hair of the dog Picturing the first girl who to snog Finally landed, time to check in Getting ready, it's time to begin Skip boring meeting, it's straight to the pub Drinking all night then onto the club What wonders to see in this Spanish isle? Oh to be free in the party mile Plenty of drink to go round and fish in the sea We're young and free it's time to live it up Lads holiday, off into the sun Copious beer, we're having some fun Pubs crawls all week all over the town Excitable fellas all acting the clown My mate's just pulled this little hotty He says I know that singer on TV I single him out as an arrogant prick Thinking that info would do the trick She storms off, my mate has lost out Something about my big f******g mouth Mis-reading signs when we are half pissed Moving on now no need to persist What wonders to see in this Spanish isle? Oh to be free in the party mile Plenty of drink to go round and fish in the sea We're young and free it's time to live it up Lads holiday, off into the sun Copious beer, we're having some fun Pubs crawls all week all over the town Excitable fellas all acting the clown It's now 4am we've been drinking all night Staggering out we see the first light Trying to remember where the digs are Surely we couldn't have travelled that far Fry up last morning, something to eat Onto the beach, just over the street Mate digs a hole and chunders it up Covers it up and it's back to the pub Lads holiday, off into the sun Copious beer, we're having some fun Pub crawls all week all over the town Excitable fellas all acting the clown It's time to go home now, we're all checked in Drinks at the airport, Tannoy sayin' Last call for passengers, about to depart That last beer, it wasn't so smart! Lads holiday, goodbye to the sun Too much beer we're just about done What is Spanish for we got heartburn? Maybe next summer we will return