Christopher Columbus

You know When I was a kid I used to think Christopher Columbus was the shit But then I got a little older And I realized Christopher Columbus was a bitch Christopher Columbus was a bitch Christopher Columbus was a no good Psychopath racist sack of shit bitch Christopher Columbus was a bitch Christopher Columbus was a bitch That's my thesis And the key is gotta look beyond the reading list In most schools this the shit they never teach us All these secrets kept away it's so needless like Did you know this bitch never found America Lots of sources say it coulda been Leif Erikson But Chris was on some crazy shit off in the Caribbeans Killed West Indians genocidin' the indigenous Christopher Columbus was a bitch Christopher Columbus was a bitch Christopher Columbus was a low down Murderous greasy ugly ass bitch Christopher Columbus was a bitch Chris Columbus fucking numbnuts What a dumb slut famous he ain't even done much And what he got done was pretty fucked up But he ain't the only one 'cause History is full of fun stuff Thomas Jefferson's a dick too Google Sally Hemings and you'll find out what that dick do Six fucking kids you think that ain't an issue Even if it wasn't do we need slavers on our bills dude Think about it So I guess what the point is Over-idolizing guys like Chris should be avoided We don't need these racists f*ck them throw them all away And maybe don't give them statues and holidays like Christopher Columbus who we've already established was a bitch Christopher Columbus was a bitch Christopher Columbus was a scheming Traitorous thieving stupid ass bitch Christopher Columbus was a bitch