Karen Loves Sharin'

Facebook is a place where my very best friends meet High school friends and college friends, some guy I met last week Their kids and their cats, their political spats A treasure trove of wonder so to speak But there's nothing on Facebook that I want to read today It's probably because of you Every meme, every dream, every money-making scheme You're compelled to share and that's what you do Karen loves sharin' and sharin's what she does The presence of her posts fills me with dread If she sees it then she shares it My sensibilities can't bear it Maybe I'll try Twitter now instead Twitter is a place that's filled with people I don't know But they always have important things to say They're funny and they're smart They're into politics and art I get lost for hours every day But there's nothing on Twitter that I want to read today It's probably because of you You tweet and retweet, tweet again and then repeat You're compelled to share and that's what you do Karen loves sharin' and sharin's what she does The presence of her tweets fills me with dread If she sees it then she shares it My sensibilities can't bear it Maybe I'll try Instagram instead You're a fool, a fanatic with a penchant for the dramatic You fill my every feed with remorse I think it's symptomatic or maybe atmospheric static I'd truly like to end our intercourse Cuz there's nothing on the internet I want to read today It's probably because of you Every dream, every meme, every money-making scheme You're compelled to share and that's what you do Karen loves sharin' and sharin's what she does The presence of her posts fills me with dread If she sees it then she shares it My sensibilities can't bear it Maybe I'll try TikTok now instead Maybe I'll try Snapchat now instead Oh, dear lordy Maybe I'll try...Parler?