Looking After Number One

Looking After No.1 I’m just no good at looking after No.1 No I ain’t got time for looking after No.1 I got a hole at the elbow I got a hole in my shoe My glasses are held together with plasters And my hair’s sticking up like a Cockatoo I’m just no good at looking after No.1 Because the work of a family man is never done Got to think of the children I got to think of dog I got to think about my dear old mother who doesn’t get out so much anymore I’m just no good at looking after No.1 Because the work of a family man is never done It all goes on around here Gotta keep on track Got to keep moving forwards And don’t look back I gotta curb the drinking I gotta quit the cigs I need a full body MOT and a finger from Dr Briggs And I’m working to meet the deadline To keep the wolf from the door But there’s a hundred and one things that have to be done Before I can think about No.1 No.1 Can think about No.1 No.1 Can think about No.1 No.1 Can think about No.1 No.1 Can think about No.1