Tommy Bahama

(This is the life) (This is the life) This is the life that Tommy Bahama fought and died for In a Great War In a Great War This is the life that Tommy Bahama fought and died for In a Great War In a Great War Tommy Bahama's story began as a regular man With an indoor tan And a grey sedan Tommy Bahama saw that we could all have so much more He opened the door And he gave up his life in a great war This is the life that Tommy Bahama fought and died for In a Great War In a Great War This is the life that Tommy Bahama fought and died for In a Great War In a Great War Beach umbrellas Folding chairs All my ladies and fellas Can you feel me out there? Piña coladas Tequila and squirt, Like a sweat lodge yurt: So hot that it hurt in my thick silk shirt You may not know that Tommy Bahama was a real man With a real tan and a sweet van (This is the life) Tommy Bahama walked the streets in bare feets Eating tropical sweets like coconut meats (This is the life) Tommy Bahama lived for the smell of coconut shrimp He made candles of coconut shrimp and perfumes of shrimp (This is the life) Tommy Bahama made silk shirts of the thickest silk Unbreathable silk He kinda ruined silk (This is the life) This is the life that Tommy Bahama fought and died for In a Great War In a Great War This is the life that Tommy Bahama fought and died for In a Great War In a Great War Oh Tommy, sometimes it seems nobody knows or cares What you gave up so we could lounge on a Tuesday in your beach chairs We never have to work again now The weekend never ends now Coconut shrimp, coconut shrimp I'm covering my whole body in perfume made of coconut shrimp This is the life that Tommy Bahama fought and died for In a Great War In a Great War This is the life that Tommy Bahama fought and died for In a Great War In a Great War Tommy Bahama is survived by his wife Tammy Bahama And daughter Tammy, Jr That's right! In this life "junior" is non-gender-specific Tommy Bahama is survived by his sons "The Bahama Boys": Timmy and Toby Bahama Tommy Bahama is survived by the Bahama chihuahuas Timmy, Jr. Bahama and Barack "The Chihuahua" Obama Bahama (This is the life) (This is the life)