Seagullz

It must feel nice to be so safe at home Club Paradiso's on the phone Telling me how much you owe The credit card that got declined Couldn't possibly be mine The only lines I've been supplied with By the finance team was white And invariably gritty Served up by a chat show host On the keys to the city And I might pretend to know what hit me Then half remember being hit Then recollect quite quickly It's nice To hear you say I'm not alone I'm half Kevin Macallister And half young Al Capone Now watch me go Here I go I really wasn't trying to be your friend It must have made you sadder than seagulls crying Marching out your difficult sequel trying So hard to consider us equals I'm in stitches again Or at least I'll pretend to be You're looking sadder than seagulls dancing Only the post office gets more stamps in Takes eternity to watch the worm turn to do what's right The address on your ID Suggests you share a cage with me I told them animals like we Couldn't be together long Karaoke neighbourhood Shy girl singing something good Though you didn't think it would I think this song'll change your mind The stars on the scratch card suddenly align The air got hot and sticky When Mr Winter Wonderland tried saying something witty And I might Pretend to know what hit me Then half remember being hit Then recollect quite quickly Surprise Grab your business by the night I watch much too much TV My red and white striped alibi's tight ECWFC It must have made you sadder than seagulls crying Marching out your difficult sequel trying So hard to consider us equals I'm in stitches again Or at least I'll pretend to be You're looking sadder than seagulls dancing Only the post office gets more stamps in Takes eternity to watch the worm turn to do what's right