Undercover Christian

I'm an undercover Christian, I live a secret life Cause the guy you see at church Is not the same on Saturday night To fulfil my secret mission With my friends, I must fit it And the only way infiltrate is to join them in their sin And I may not have a shoe phone Or work for MI6 and the alcohol is part of my disguise The dirty jokes and innuendos are the code words that I pick And I think I'm serving Jesus when I'm high It's so hard to live a double agent's life I'll be an undercover Christian but the life I live is mine You won't know what I believe because I'm clandestine I'm a spiritual double agent, Jesus' Private Eye An undercover Christian with a worldly disguise I could go to bible studies I know this sounds absurd But I'm there for the ladies not to listen to God's word For where else can you go where girls will hug you to say"Hi" If I quote a verse or two they think that I'm a spiritual guy