Ask a Redneck

Rednecks have got solutions For getting ride of pollutions And saving our constitution And our second amendment They'll find a simple fix For getting ride of your flea's and ticks And hell even things like politics And how to change our government So when your at a crossroads And you don't know which way to go And you're feeling like a nervous wreck Pull out your phone and call home Well there ain't no sense in feeling alone When you're lost as heck Just ask a redneck They'll give you directions Or help you cure an infection And with sheer perfection They can do anything with duct tape Down home country handy man Carhartt pants and a farmers tan They're gonna you shit out of beer cans And make wine with things other than grapes So when your at a crossroads And you don't know which way to go And you're feeling like a nervous wreck Pull out your phone and call home Well there ain't no sense in feeling alone When you're lost as heck Just ask a redneck Go on and play that fiddle boy Well I was at a bar one night When some ole' boy said he wanted to fight And then he pulled out a big old knife So I turned to my redneck friend and said Hey man I'm afraid just look at the size of that blade But then I heard my redneck buddy say Just don't get poked by it then And I thought that was pretty damn good advice So when your at a crossroads And you don't know which way to go And you're feeling like a nervous wreck Pull out your phone and call home There aint no sense in feeling alone When you're lost as heck Just ask a redneck I said when you're lost as heck Just ask a redneck