Culture Vulture

Culture vulture! Oh, I know you're not like the other birds Culture Vulture! Here it comes squawking senseless words You always get to the freshest bodies first But if it ain't worth it, the food must be the worst You got a bone to pick against other's reasons But you change your mind based on the season Culture Vulture! Always following some unsuspecting herd Culture Vulture! Concocting rumours you say you heard At times you can't make up what's a corpse or not It doesn't matter as long as you tie your perfect knot Establishing you as the sole arbitrator of right and wrong But you quit, restart and then claim you were correct all along Culture Vulture! If they don't care your cries are slurred Culture Vulture! You must prod them to get them all stirred Oh, You go the bathroom all over yourself Not for the need to disinfect but to assert your own self As a god to your peers, with your vitriolic screeches Almost as if you killed the beast lying there full of leeches Culture Vulture! None wants to see how much you're absurd Culture Vulture! Your ruckus eventually will go completely unheard You can't help to get high on your own supply For all your buzz, you are as relevant as a fly Nobody will ever remember your trivial feats If they'll snap your neck, you'll just be dead meat Who will eat you then?