Everybody's Rich

Everybody's rich now my dear, I don't know if I made myself clear Stocks are flying high in the sky Oh my, oh my! Darling, Everybody's rich! Now I won't be everybody's bitch I used to work in an office job, My boss was such a big fat slob But now I'm headed to the promised land, And I'll be making my very own brand Darling , Everybody's rich! Now everyone will be my bitch I'll only jerk off on unmarked dollar bills, And I'll always be on the looking out for a new thrill I might buy a toilet that can clean my ass, While I drink champagne from a fancy glass Darling everybody's rich! Especially me, because I got the best pitch I lost my house and my wife today Loan shark came and broke my legs on the way But do not worry honey, I know how to get easy money Darling, everybody's rich! And now I'm back being everyone's bitch My butt hurts and my mouth is always full I feel rammed by Wall Street's bull Maybe I should buy crypto, the next big thing I'm only eighty-four I can still do anything