Master & Commander

You say that I'm no pimp Yeah, you know all about me, man You know my weaknesses Ain't got no game, ain' got no game-Plan You seem to know a lot Ever since the day we split Let me tell you, motherfucker You don't know about shit You say that I'm no pimp I'm a spoiled little punk bitch A little momma's boy Still sucking on my moms tits You're about half right I'm sucking on some titties Got your momma sprung like Bic Getting Pen 15 from yours truly She came at me While I played the Sega Genesis Not knowing I was there She had her pants unzipped I tried to play it cool Watching with peripherals She turned around Noticed I was hard underneath my Denim draws She told me to relax As she pulled down her laced panties Down her waist Exposing cotton candy Like a greedy fly I took her by surprise To the buffet And buried my face between her Thighs Like Phonics she was hooked As she sat upon my face Your momma came so much I thank your daddy's porno tapes She became my "Momma-Coug" And me, her little pup She returned the favor Pulled out my Bomb Pop, gave it a Suck You say I'm no pimp I'm a motherfucking retard That's funny considering I fucked your momma so hard Got behind her like pup And rode her like a thoroughbred Head-banging the headboard I fucked your mom retarded We became a thing in secret Sneaking in the dark Almost kinda like Shawn and Rhonda from Ken Park I became a Nookie Monster My tongue like Lysander She never called me, "Daddy" I was Master and Commander Like Dustin Hoffman I became The Graduate Dominating your mom for years Between relationships I ain't no pimp I'm a motherfucking motherfucker Just be glad your baby sister Looks a bit more like your mother