dark liquor vs remote work şarkı sözleri
You got 3 options
Either call out, Be late
Or get fucked at your Station
Since you're at home
With no clothes on
Like your ass is on vacation
Now understand that
I want you to be productive
I want to contribute to your structure
But as long as your home
Working from the computer or the phone
There's one thing that I can promise
It's gonna be a lot of interruptions
The best thing that you can do
Is utilize the mute button
Use a virtual background
Unless you wanna be the reason
For sensitivity meetings
Where etiquette is the discussion
I don't mind turning your zoom call
Into an X-rated video
Where we host our MasterClass
On the importance of sex
In different rooms
Let your colleagues
Hear you moan from pleasure
Live in stereo
Then take question
About the lesson
From the chat box in the interim
There's not a shy bone in my body
Out of respect, I'm usually discreet
But if you keep teasing me
Please believe your boss gonna see
Who's the real life of the party
If you don't put on some bottoms
Before I find your throats bottom
There's a workplace distraction
And from the looks of it
You're the problem
Around here
I have a strict policy
With zero tolerances
So when I ask to speak
with you in my office
Discipline is what's following
Show me that you can lead a meeting
On camera
While being eaten
Hold a straight face
For the people
While sitting in your computer chair leaking
Make you exit mid-meeting
Send out a mass email
Explaining the reason
Either that or
It's going to look like
You're on camera having a seizure
I'm the janitor to
Polish your reliever
The supervisor that
Promotes you into a creamer
The CEO
That makes you lose control
While turning you into a believer
What I'm not is
The work husband that feeds you
With the real intention to eat you
I'm HR
But more than Human Resources
I am a Heathy Reliever
So f*ck those policies and procedures
And if you have any regard for those people
Mute that mic
Or learn the true meaning of
Coming through the speakers

