Remote Work

You got 3 options Either call out, Be late Or get fucked at your Station Since you're at home With no clothes on Like your ass is on vacation Now understand that I want you to be productive I want to contribute to your structure But as long as your home Working from the computer or the phone There's one thing that I can promise It's gonna be a lot of interruptions The best thing that you can do Is utilize the mute button Use a virtual background Unless you wanna be the reason For sensitivity meetings Where etiquette is the discussion I don't mind turning your zoom call Into an X-rated video Where we host our MasterClass On the importance of sex In different rooms Let your colleagues Hear you moan from pleasure Live in stereo Then take question About the lesson From the chat box in the interim There's not a shy bone in my body Out of respect, I'm usually discreet But if you keep teasing me Please believe your boss gonna see Who's the real life of the party If you don't put on some bottoms Before I find your throats bottom There's a workplace distraction And from the looks of it You're the problem Around here I have a strict policy With zero tolerances So when I ask to speak with you in my office Discipline is what's following Show me that you can lead a meeting On camera While being eaten Hold a straight face For the people While sitting in your computer chair leaking Make you exit mid-meeting Send out a mass email Explaining the reason Either that or It's going to look like You're on camera having a seizure I'm the janitor to Polish your reliever The supervisor that Promotes you into a creamer The CEO That makes you lose control While turning you into a believer What I'm not is The work husband that feeds you With the real intention to eat you I'm HR But more than Human Resources I am a Heathy Reliever So f*ck those policies and procedures And if you have any regard for those people Mute that mic Or learn the true meaning of Coming through the speakers