Into the Woods

I found myself Stuck in the woods So f*ck this rap shit I got my tent, two sticks Marshmallows wrapped in plastic Asking my mom Can I borrow your battery pack My shit is on ten percent I ain't ready to be a hermit yet F*ck all this college shit I'm coolin' in the forest Fucking Goldilocks' ass While I'm eating porridge Store my songs on this MacBook And f*ck recording Spit this shit to my mother Sound asleep while she's snoring You find my shit boring Suck on my dick I like blowjobs bitch I ain't tryna f*ck yet I like hanging in trees Not hanging outside I mean a noose around my neck Choking me till I die I like rock music thumpin' loud Whippin' my cock out I don't got a house so I sleep On my parent's couch And drop downers yeah but I ain't no Debbie Down but I'm down to dick Debbie's ass Till my dick turn brown How the f*ck does my shit not peak To all you lazy motherfuckers Making fun of what I speak shit's creek Quick floating down Till my boat sinks And my life jacket's jacked So f*ck what y'all think And I'm all mixed up but I don't think it's the drugs That got me all mixed up F*ck kisses and hugs Bitches don't show me love So I kill em' in songs Thank God I'm a felon So I can't get a gun I used to rob motherfuckers Now I live in the woods So don't be comin' down this path I ain't been eatin' like I should All this brainwashed shit In rock music and rap So if we all go camping Then we ain't comin' back Cracker Jacks and water bottles Up in my backpack Bumpin' Tupac Two sacks of loud in a knapsack Laugh at my own jokes While I'm sitting alone I found myself in the woods So I ain't goin' home Pack the snacks and the blunt wraps And pack up the bowls Zig Zags packed to the dome Leave behind hoes This a camping trip yeah Where I'm sitting alone I found myself in the woods So I ain't goin' home