Stay the Night

Shaun and Steve Threw a party last week And introduced me to Tiffany She was so bittersweet And Tiffany was a skinny biddy She ain't ever eat The type of super model body Made of crackers and cheese But all her friends called her freaky Just a bit into feet But I'm persistent for them toes All over my meat So if this bitch say no And make me ask in a week Then imma tell Shaun and Steve To slip some shit in her drink You know the bitch was into fun Mixing booze and the drugs And when her head started spinning Then she's giving out hugs I'm like hey baby girl Why don't you come over here She's like I don't know That drink made me feel pretty weird And I'm like it's okay honey Come and lay on this bed I got some water and blankets For when you're giving me head She's like I'm giving you what I mean I'm giving you bread I made a sandwich for you bitch Nevermind what I said So then we started touching tongues Swapping tonsils and spit She said My stomach kinda hurts Well bitch go take a shit She's like let's go to my house So then we hopped in her whip I'm doing sixty in a twenty While she shifts with my dick But when we walked in her crib It smelled like kittens and shit I saw a roach in the kitchen And she just gave it a flick And I got sick to my stomach And started vomiting quick She said I can't stay the night But imma stay for a bit So now she don't want me To ever stay the night Because I'm high and I don't got a ride So baby relax and let me just unwind Cuz she told me that we'd f*ck But then she changed her mind So you changed your mind Baby that's cool I ain't tryna make you do some shit You don't wanna do But girl I'm already here So should we just make out She said Your breath is smelling like Some chinese food take out So now I'm brushing my teeth Man what the f*ck did I eat That's got me scrubbing esophagus With a bottle of bleach I'm like what about now But now she's smelling my feet And if I wash em' is she even Finna swallow my skeet I tell her bitch you ain't boujee With your living room suite And if you ain't tryna f*ck me Then imma just go to sleep She screams Get out of my house Words come to my mouth Watch out there's a bug Crawling out of the couch She's like I'm calling the cops Bitch what you talking about I'm drunk and high off drugs And not a legal amount Girl we just need to lay down And take a nap then I'll dip She said I can't stay the night But imma stay for a bit So now she's screaming get out And I can't stay the night I might throw up or I may be alright I pissed my pants, girl don't look so uptight Cuz she told me that we'd f*ck But then she changed her mind I told her listen bitch You need to quit throwing a fit Cuz' I wasn't even into it When you were stroking my dick Let's cut the crap Kick it back You can lick on my sack And if you're into roleplay You can call me your dad Or you can call me your brother But I ain't wearin' a rubber She started reaching for her phone I threw her under the covers She's like I'm starting to smother Shit I don't want you to suffer I'm just tryna get laid baby Maybe we could be lovers So then we wrestled for a minute Till her legs started twitching I'm like finally bitch This is where I'm finna stick my dick in Then she pulled out a glock Shot me twice in the cock And when I ran to the door My balls fell out my jock I'm like Woah bitch stop Someone please call the cops I fell right to the floor My stomach churning in knots And then I got really dizzy And now I'm missing a dick I should've never stayed the night Or even stayed for a bit So now my penis is gone I think I'm gonna die Call 9-1-1 and put my balls on ice If I wake up I'll never stay the night Cuz' she told me that we'd f*ck But then she changed her mind