Not Possible!

You would not believe it But I've been on a boat And you might find this shocking But that fucker glided across the water Now this will blow your mind But I've seen a fossil Traced it with my finger An ancient spiral Now don't be calling me a liar But I've eaten many types of cuisine Some brave genius Said "We should make this spicy!" Now I'm not pulling your leg now But I've rock climbed in a precarious spot My friend after said "Damn how did you do that" And I swear on my mother I've laughed until I cried Sometimes life's so funny that I'm gasping for air And who woulda thought That I've seen the ocean glow Bioluminescence lit up as I swam And don't say it's bullshit But I've stayed up all night Walking with my brother, on the beach we met the sun And no I'm not joking I've felt so fine Closed my eyes and smiled What a special time