Living the Dream

I woke up late one morning with a pain inside my head Oblivion was out of reach so I stumbled out of bed I'd grown an extra leg that begged for an understanding touch Her snarl of contempt a hint it was not to be as such She asked me where I'd been last night but my answer came too slow She coldly said "you lying shit just pack your thing and go" I woke up at a concert, I found myself onstage John, Paul, George and Ringo watched, the walrus seemed quite sage The first groove was a mile wide then I stepped up to sing I tripped on my guitar cord then I fell and broke a string A girl that had been smiling in that sweet suggestive way She looked at John, he shook his head, they turned and walked away Living the dream... Despite the nightmare awake inside Swimming upstream... Use your head when your hands are tied Don't worry...though your soul may be bleeding Don't panic... When you know that the sharks are feeding Time is very fleeting, and the circumstance adverse But it's never quite so bad that it can't get even worse Consumed with your frustration yes, the madness is the crime And it will all be over soon, and you will miss this time I woke up in an office, I was asking for a job A bloody ooze between my legs as i faced the corporate slob Diplomas and experience, I surely qualified His smile said he clearly thought I'd make a better bride Went home in search of sympathy, but there I found instead The beast already had two backs I wished that I was dead