Here Come the Sixers

Clean block, that's the all ball slapper Headphones on listening to The Clapper Dilla Dilla Donuts Joel hit the turnaround the whole crowd goes nuts Kick it out to Niang for the 3 ball Never liked KD cos he's a sleaze ball I listen to Prince Paul, you're into Shiny Suit Rap Better tighten up your Nike boot straps Mac'll hit ya with the fly ass dunk I live for the funk, I die for the funk Constipated monkey with your mom smoking skunk Pump pump, hit em with the fake Shake caught em half baked Tyrese Maxey with the finish on the fast break James Harden watching strippers make their ass shake Come back the next day, drop a triple double Sixers got the whole league in trouble cnd they need a time out Up 20 points let the clock wind down BasedGod like c-Rod We're down 16 but I'll take them odds Jay Z got a hoop team Well I drive a hoopty David vs. Goliath, I'm a pass the rock 40 points 10 assists and 2 blocks Spent the summer working on my jump shot Plus the floater Trust the process like Kel and Orange Soda Drove to the Wells Fargo on the Mars Rover NBC sports app In therapy with the Rorschach We could play horse, we could play pig LeBron with the durag and the cig Duran Duran and I'm hungry as a wolf This year we off the books No look pass and we're pushing full court On the Paul Reed victory tour Trying to win a world championship Then I'm lampin' a bit Chef cooking chicken wings Tell em to kiss the ring Glenn Rivers with the questionable decisions But at least the Eagles first in the division F*ck the Raptors and Drake, I ain't Canadian Down in Miami playing in an empty stadium I can't stand the Heat so I got out the kitchen You can't stop Tobias Harris on a mission Denver got a Jokester, but we got skinny Batman Some plays don't make sense like a skinny fat man But we still trust the process He knows he's MVP, he's just being modest So let that man cook Going down in the record books Jerseys in the rafters I may have mentioned it but f*ck the Raptors Still not over Kawhi Leonard, I heard he's hitting hookers Catch me with the Biz Mark, picking boogers I'd call out the Bucks too but I can't pronounce his name Rudy Gobert? More like Rudy from Notre Dame Furkan with the Turkish delight Tucker in the low post putting up a fight Player of the night on the mic with Kate Scott Here they come like Mummers down the block Can your Center do the whop or the baseball bat? Someone tell Damian Lillard he can't rap Your point guard even thinks the earth is flat When Iverson went to the Nuggets I ain't love it but you gotta respect the cnswer You know smoking cause cancer Nobody puts Kyle Korver in a corner Since the era of Chris Webber I've been trying to live better