Beauty Queen of Utah

She says she talks American So can't understand my words But we find a common language Between cocktails and dessert She said living in a dry state It can kinda drive you mad And she's got just enough of her own cash to run from the church and Dad And she's so cool And she's so calm Wouldn't do you any harm She said who do you think you are? Boy you push me too far I'm the beauty queen of Utah She says I'm kinda cute you know But likes me better on her back So we tour the midday hotel rooms Till she's had her fun with that But fun is often fleeting And the heart can wax and wane And you'll get swallowed in her ocean While she drowns in cheap champagne And she so cool And she's so calm Wouldn't do you any harm And I'm the fool lost in her heart She said boy don't take it too hard I'm the beauty queen of Utah