You Better Clean This

Honey I'm home There's dishes piled up The floor ain't swept I've wept I've had enough You better do your chores Or I'll chuck the TV outside It won't kill you but I will You'll meet Jesus soon yeah If I see anymore sports games Get ready to hide in shame I''ll take the beer away I'm gonna chainsaw the couch today Get up and clean the house The floor won't sweep itself I stepped on your tools Now my foot feels like hell Your car ain't your wife I'm the woman in your life I'm going out when I get back Don't give me a heart attack You better clean this You better clean this You better clean this You better clean this Don't call me a nag You married this I'm a crazy wife Cause now I'm pissed What man in his right mind Sits for hours on his lazy behind I don't need to babysit Another kid who acts like this I work hard too I need some help I shouldn't have to beg Or give you hell We used to be so good before I'm about to walk out that door Get up and clean the house The floor won't sweep itself I stepped on your tools Now my foot feels like hell Your car ain't your wife I'm the woman in your life I'm going out when I get back Don't give me a heart attack You better clean this You better clean this You better clean this Get up and clean the house The floor won't sweep itself I stepped on your tools Now my foot feels like hell Your car ain't your wife I'm the woman in your life I'm going out when I get back Don't give me a heart attack You better clean this You better clean this You better clean this This house has been liberated yeah