A Golf Song

Of all the games I used to play in my younger, wilder days The games with clubs and tees never crossed my mind But after some discussion with, my closest, dearest friends I decided that I'd give it one good try Now that was my first big mistake I've already hit three in the lake It's gonna drive me It's gonna drive me It's gonna drive me crazy Steady now with both hands I will never understand when I hit it straight it always seems to curve Slow it down, not so fast you need a follow through that lasts And just remember it's a sport It's gonna hurt Now, Mike, I'm a little confused Which club number do I use? So let me do my part I'll just drive the cart