Ridiculous

Yo, Yo, Yo You're listening to Power 69694769 (696947) I'm your host DJ DJ We're here with the one, the only What's your name again man? It's Darren, Darren Rita Okay that doesn't matter Now I didn't do any research to interview Nobody cares about the interviews here anyways We just wanna hear you spit man You think you got some bars for us? I mean I kinda thought it was an interview, but I guess I could probably- I could probably do something ya know Steph C, what you think? You think this man could spit for us? Ima be honest with you DJ DJ I don't give a f*ck I don't even listen to music, so I'm not really sure why I'm even here Hell yeah lets get it Show em' what you got What was your name again? It was Darren Rita Do your thing man, do your thing (Okay) I'll try, I guess Hell yeah lets do it The floor is yours whenever you're ready D-Rita So you guys just want me to like rap into this thing? That's the thing Is there like a time limit? Is- just like whatever I want to say? I can say anything? No time limit whatever you want Okay I'm gonna do it Okay this ridiculous like Kanye in a promo run This shit is magnificent like bad bitches at Comic Con F*ck running a mile dawg, I'm rapping for the marathon (Okay) How you gonna take shots when you still got the safety on? I don't give a shit, I f*ck a bitch inside a port-a-potty (That's kinda gross) How they talking shit when they can't even afford to party I been way too lit, like a white kid at Abercrombie King of this shit, royalty somebody better crown me Dawg I stay hungry eating pussy like a Mukbang (Ew what?) They can't bear the heat man they softer than a cupcake I don't like to lie so I'm telling the truth If I really feel a way then Ima step in the booth (Elaborate) Cause I say the word authentic and they get confused Cause they live they whole life for a couple of views Then it starts to go left, they ask me "what should I do?" Look em' straight in the eyes and tell em' "Just do you" But that ain't gonna work Cuz they got no personality I can tell that it hurts Them tryna grapple with reality But Ima give y'all a little secret dawg You get what you give So if you plotting and you scheming dawg then you gonna win Or maybe you won't Cause maybe you'll choke But you gonna be a fucking quitter or are you gonna swallow the load? (Ew what?) Dawg what the f*ck I'm saying? Man I don't know Maybe I should really go back to the original flow (I think you should) Okay Okay this ridiculous like D Hester in 06' I give y'all the either and I gotta couple potions I ain't slowing down dawg I'm already in motion The studios in my home I feel like Mulcahy Culkin Cuz it's me, myself, and music And I don't know what I am doing I'm just speaking to the youth With funky raps I think are cool And if you like em' man that's fine If you don't then you don't (I don't) I'm just tryna find the time to get the drip like the Pope Like how the f*ck my man draped in lace in gold? I swear to god dawg he gotta bigger chain than Hov And I know I used God's name in vain, but yo This man gotta his own plane he can take to go From Rome to Kansas Wait I'm off on a tangent Let me stick to the plan It's be the best that I can And if not I'll abort Cause I been a good sport But just like a game of cricket I don't got time to finish Wait she a vegetarian, but she eat my meat? Wait dude's a libertartian working five days a week? (What does that mean?) Wait people preaching abstinence be down on their knees? Wait are there really people out tryna hate on me? Cuz if they were that'd be crazy Like a team trading Brady Or some stupid mother fuckers tryna beef with Slim Shady Cuz I might be sus in line and a genius the next Like I would've came on time, but my penis forgets Wait, wait, wait (No, no, no) Get him off the air (C'mon) I got more (No done) We're done with the show, we're ending the show I'm out