Jack of All

Jack the knave Jack of Spades How to behave Jack of all trades Jack of all trades but master of none Your life is a mess what's going on You show yourself as all gusto and bluster Yet underneath you've nothing to muster You wander round the town playing the jester 9 Out of 10 women you meet say you only pester Grow up quick before you're a total failure And end up lonely living in a disused trailer Jack the knave Jack of Spades How to behave Jack of all trades You were doing fine with Jill from Leicester But somehow you ended up in total disaster When you fall off best get back on the horse Second time around could be better of course Get back out there in your country cruiser Sharpen up your act don't become a loser So Jack of all trades and master of none Sort yourself out and become master of one Jack the knave Jack of Hearts Now to behave Jack of fresh starts