The Strangest Disguise

My girlfriend left me for a downtown banker And it tore me apart but these days I thank her ‘Cause if she were who she said she were I would’ve never been a regular At the dingy old dive where I met my wife And I find it quite funny I’m always surprised All my greatest blessings wear the strangest disguise I was laid off from work last Friday And on my way home I saw a man on the highway He said his car was broken down So I offered him a ride to town And told him all about my loss Now he’s my new boss And I find it quite funny I’m always surprised All my greatest blessings wear the strangest disguise I was scheduled to fly at midnight But my cabbie crashed when he sped through a red light And though I’m not responsible I’m still lying in the hospital While the plane I’d have flown in Is down in the ocean And I find it quite funny But I’m not surprised All my greatest blessings wear the strangest disguise